Did you know that today is the end of the world?! Yep...so say good bye to your friends and family because tomorrow there will be nothing. I think that some fanatics get a kick out of spreading fear into the hearts and minds of the naive masses of aimless sheep we have in this world. Some people will believe anything. If you didn't know, there are people that are claiming that since today is 6/6/06, our world is going to end. Some people should be flogged for their stupidity...numerous times.
To me, it's my wife
Jennifer's birthday. And believe me, she is not happy at all that the end of the world is going to happen on her birthday. Not only does she turn ## today but she has to hurry up and celebrate it before the world blows up...or whatever fate is in store. So wish her a happy birthaday while you still can...before you burst into flames...or before a meteor falls on your head...or whatever.
I say we gather up all of the individuals and groups that are spreading these viscious rumors tomorrow morning and drop them off in the desert. We could just tell them, "well, we figured that since you were not even planning on waking up today we would take this opportunity to get rid of a few more idiots. No hard feelings." And when they say something like, "but we were wrong. It's hot and there's no food or water out here. We want to live" we can say back to them...
"Good luck with that."
