OK, here's some more random funniness. I was talking to one of Jennifer's friends at the house the other day. We brought up the subject of girls playing paintaball. Jennifer proceded to tell her that she should go out and play paintball with us some time to release some of her frustration and anger about her present "guy" situation. She said "what's better to release some anger than being able to shoot a man in the face leagally." Jen however deciced that it wouldn't be a good idea for her to play with a bunch of guys because pistol whipping is not allowed in paintball...

If that went over your head I apologise but I cracked up when Jennifer said it. Leave it up to my wife to come up with something totally off the wall like that. Vengeful women would change the sport of paintball forever. I can see it now...the headlines would read: Pistol Whipped Paintballer Screams "Stop her rampage!"